I've been studying Australia for quite some time now and I thought I could share some knowledge of the Land Down Unda. Theres an aweful lot to know about it too. For instance, the capital of Australia is Canberra. It is the largest island nation in the world. It had giant eagles that could pluck you off the ground about 500 years ago. Ok, thats in New Zealand, but with a wingspan that large I wouldn't be suprised if they flew over once in a while for a snack.
"Oh Jesus Christ!"
Also with what Men at Work have sung about, I can deduce that the local population eat vegemite sandwiches, the beer flows and men plunder. Not to mention the thunder...
Then there is Australia's nature! I mean wow! The great barrier reef is one of the largest reef systems in the world, with countless species of fish and other sea life. The outback is home to some of the most bizzare creatures ever to grace the surface of the planet! And all cute too! Kangaroos, Koalas, the Platypus and the wombat!
Awww, look at that little guy!
I mean look at him... Just give it a minute... Can't you just see those things roaming free, happily scampering about their little lives as people smile and feed them fresh fruit? I sure can!
But then reality hits me and I realise that Australia also houses some of the most horrifying shit nature ever decided to cram into one island. Just read this article!
No wait... HOLY SHIT! Aaargh!
So yeah its pretty much like Pandora. Sydney funnel web spiders, killer octopi, killer snakes, killer everything. It's like the place was designed so that everything wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes! Hell, the place IS Pandora! So I guess I gotta do exactly what they do in the movie. Go native.
"Heheh yeah! This is great! I... Wait, did you say I'm BLUE?!"
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